Keeping Up Appearances

Sometimes I think it's a really good thing that people can't quite ID you in a full face helmet. Because the little college boy I wiped (twice) coming up the hill would be even more sad that the biker who beat the snot out of his duct tape vtec was not only much less of a man than him, but also bore a close resemblance his MOM.
Sigh.
Obviously the kid wasn't going to campus for a Physics class...