Why do you do stuff like this, Cincinnati? You're such a pretty little town. And the Cincinnati Zoo has been one of the best in the nation and a point of pride for residents my entire life.
But then you package it together with PT Barnum's Dinotopia across the river? How dare they refer to that as history. What's next? I'm sure there's a few telephone psychics available to work the switchboards. Listen, I like a good laugh as much as anybody, but please don't mix real science with pseudoscience no matter how loudly some weirdo declares it as truth.
Girl, Cincinnati is a pretty town? Hugs, not drugs.
Posted by: lila | December 20, 2008 at 05:42 PM
Yes, it's pretty. You just never looked up at the architecture. It's small groups of jackbooted people who make the town ugly.
Posted by: Stephanie | December 20, 2008 at 06:39 PM
Well, if you nuke the suburbs, Indiana (please, like you didn't think of it) and the football stadium, it's okay. I actually think that parts of N Ky are prettier.
Posted by: lila | December 24, 2008 at 08:21 PM